About Us

About ISAAC

ISAAC is a company that’s been producing low quality, expensive goods since 2007, yet everyone continues to buy our sub par products because of our slightly-less-than-truthful branding and advanced brainwashing technology. I

Founded by award stealing entrepreneur Isaac Winston, ISAAC first opened sale to the public just last week in response to growing need for plastic trash on the market.

Recently appearing on trial for numerous accounts of identity theft and tax fraud, Isaac is known for combining his informal computer science training and her formal obsession with exploiting the technologically vulnerable, using amazing products such as the isPhone Evolved Elite, the isPhone Evolved Elite Ultra Light Pro Max Air, the isWatch Invade,  the isLamp 2, the isHomeSecurity and more.

ISAAC is a company that stands on business, and business only. We're here to make money. And perhaps we shouldn't stand on business, we're not all that good at it.

About The Team

We’re a team that’s obsessed with creating lies - cheap plastic phones, fake marketing advice, a new HR certified handshake, a silly sign that draws in the innocent. Whether we’re swirling up new EU unsafe battery technology, making our own custom charging ports and cables for you to pay extra for, or at our desks making it possible for you to buy our products, we love making money.

Learn more about some of our team members below, as well as the variety of charitable causes that we work with to lighten the taxes.

Isaac

After escaping the united kingdom after being arrested for high treason, Isaac is the hardworking and dedicated founder of ISAAC, and is in control of most of the operations, despite not living or working where they happen. Like most CEOs, he practically does nothing but browse social media all day on work funded computers - and he gets paid for it!

Arun

After being forced to sign a legally binding contract to sell his soul, Arun is forced to be the most dedicated developer for ISAAC. He has also had some input to several designs